Quick post because I'm an exciting lady.

Delicious-looking picture via

I went to work early, left early, went to the bank, went to the garage where my poor car is resting, and in three minutes we're off to dinner with some friends. Without knowing we already had a corned beef feast this week, they offered us a second one - how could we say no?

Also, I thought you should know that I'm in the process of pioneering a new look: sweaters over sweaters. It's inspired by the early settlers of this country and the fact that my office is fucking cold. Look for it on the runways next fall.

To make up for this being a short post, here's a present: Hyperbole and a Half. If you don't already read this, go do so. You'll spend a few hours reading all the archives, at least. Just do yourself a favor and don't try to read them on the sly in a quiet office, because the snorting gets really obvious pretty quickly. And the more you try to squash the guffaws, the more you sound like you're birthing a water buffalo in your cubicle. Or maybe that's just me.

What busy and important things are you up to?