I don't mean to brag, but...
- I'm really good at picking my nose.
- I've been potty-trained since the age of five.
- I make a really good Hamburger Helper.
- I got out a little early for good behavior.
- As a senior in high school, I was captain of the JV Bowling team.
- I've gone four days without showering.
- I own nineteen cats.
- Odor-Eaters don't touch my foot odors.
- I can do basic addition and subtraction.
- I drive better drunk.
- I can fit all of my clothes into dresser drawers and closet space.
- I lead a really intense intervention.
- I've seen every episode of Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place.
- I own a watch.
- I can run a ten-minute mile.
- I'm working on a tattoo sleeve dedicated to great cartoons of the 1980s.
What aren't you bragging about? Please add to the list!