Me: Did you know that Netflix is trying to do away with the dvd mailers?
Andy: Yup.
Me: Man. It's so interesting to see the progression of that business model.
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Andy: That's the most grown-up sentence you've ever said.
[pause]
Me: Boogers. Fart, fart, fart, piss.
Andy: I'm comfortable with that.
I'm comfortable with that too. Although, you know, if you want to talk business models, I can try.
ReplyDeleteI felt pretty proud of myself for immediately pulling out my most immature school-bus talk instead of real swear words. And I really know nothing about business models. We could talk about the misuse of the word "literally" and the overuse of the word "random," though, if you want. I think we'd both be good at that.
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