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- I have not shaved my legs in just over two weeks.
- I picked at an ingrown hair in my calf a little while ago until the hair inside shot out like an alien being.
- I have a huge zit under my lower lip, and, improbably, another on on the back of my goddamn neck. The neck one is big enough that it made wearing a necklace uncomfortable yesterday.
- I have onion breath and gas from eating Chipotle for lunch.
- Got home from work and changed from a dress, stockings, and heels into an old college t-shirt, yoga pants, and ridiculous, knee-high, felt-lined Christmas socks.
- Gonna get half-sloppy on wooly mittens before my husband gets home from his super-shitty day at work, and see if he wants to do it.
- Chances of success: pretty low.