Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Why I stay inside on Halloween

Husband: I'm surprised you want a bedskirt so much. [Pause] Don't you know that'll hide the boogeyman?

Me: Psh. You're assuming I'd be brave enough to look under the bed, ever, instead of jumping in from several feet away. So I guess the joke's on you, isn't it?

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