But if you're the person whose IP is registered in Rochester, NY, and you spent a while reading my blog last night and today, please for the love of god identify yourself. You seem to have read enough to realize that I'm an anxious motherfucker, and all I can think is that you are secretly my mom or one of the coworkers I was critical of the other day.
Plus, maybe we can hang out. I make delicious soup.
But not if you're a creep.
This is weird.