Dream vs. reality: Friday evening edition

What I am doing this evening: (Note: All pictures are google-image-search results designed to illustrate and not actual pictures of people, places, or events in my life. Duh.)

Rehearsal for tomorrow's wedding

Rehearsal dinner

Deal with Bridezilla, who seems to think I agree with her crazy

Avoid giving her too much side-eye

What I want to do tonight:

Drink cheap and delicious pinot grigio

Take a bubble bath (in a still, apparently?)

Relax with a book (Isn't this painting gorgeous?

Go to bed early.

Sorry for the most obnoxious post ever. Putting my game face - and some jeans without a hole in the crotch - on for the night.