1. I am in the process of making my first-ever strawberry-rhubarb pie. I have less rhubarb than the recipe calls for, so I stopped at Wegmans to see if they happened to have any left. While a bemoustached teen named Anthony checked in the back for me, I wandered around the produce section, looking for weird stuff. I found some of these beauties:
2. I use up the "ugly" stamps when I have to mail things like bills. All of my stamps right now feature pine cones (no idea why), so the weird flat knobby pine cone stamp is meant to imply a "fuck you" to Citibank. I realize this is illogical at best, and flat-out contradictory at best. What if the poor asshole opening mail secretly loves those pine cones? What then??
3. Have you heard about What Should I Read Next? It's a website that provides recommendations based on you plugging in a book title or author you like. No idea how it works, but I plugged in Random Family, which I just finished and very much enjoyed, and had already read something like a third of the books it recommended, so I guess that works! TRY IT!