Scene: the living room
Rachael is on her laptop, looking at curtains on Pinterest. Andy is on the other couch, eating leftover homemade pizza and flipping through Netflix. Cue LOUD, RHYTHMIC THUMPING FROM BACKYARD.
Rachael: What the hell is that??
Andy, not looking up: ZOMBIES. Duh.
Andy: Good thing I'm armed.
(Note: He isn't.)
Rachael: No, seriously, what's the banging?
Andy: What banging?
Turns out the neighbors are tearing down an old, dilapidated shed. Andy knew this, as he lent them a sledgehammer. Thinks he's funny.