Know what's a really uncomfortable three minutes? The three minutes between when you remove all of your clothes, don a paper tablecloth, and sit and wait for your new gynecologist to enter the room. Especially if the exam room doesn't have magazines.
gynecologist's office is closing, so I decided to find a practice closer
to my house for my yearly checkup. The place I settled on was highly
rated on the internets, and it's literally on my way to work (the old
office is 40 minutes away). My new doctor is a very nice Indian man who
told me my cervix looked great. I'm considering putting that on my
business cards, but I don't really want people asking to see it to
confirm it on their own. Andy suggested getting an x-ray of it and using
that as the back of the business card, which I think is a really
The doctor also told me not to worry
about inaccurate results, because he does a pap smear like he really
means it. So that's ... reassuring. I guess.
Hey, look! I'm making it awkward!