Bald, good-natured manager: Hey! Love the short haircut! Maybe go even shorter next time, so I won't be the only bald one in the office! Ha! Ha!
Very quiet, mild-mannered twenty-something who just cut his hair: [quiet agreement, haha]
Two loud, bossy, middle-aged crones: LOUD DISCUSSION ON THEIR PREFERRED HAIR LENGTHS, BOTH IN GENERAL AND ON COWORKER IN PARTICULAR.
I haven't dyed my hair in, like, a year - this is an incredible thing for me - and I can honestly say, while I miss having blue hair, I do not miss the monthly inane conversations like this.
Is every job like this? Isn't there anywhere I could work that doesn't have these people?