My secret superpower

I have a special ability to prevent disaster.

Here's how it works: If I have my cell phone with me, I can be reasonably sure nothing terrible is going to happen.

If I forget my phone, I can be reasonably sure something terrible is going to happen., and no one will be able to get in touch with me.

This is why I left work this morning to drive home and get my phone, which I had forgotten. I'm sure you all understand.

(In fact, by the time I got my phone, the only missed message I had was a text message from my brother that consisted solely of DMX lyrics, for some reason. After I got to work, he texted me some Wu-Tang Clan. We have a special relationship.)